Jitu's composition! (Anna and two drunken gentlemen)- A part from the "Golden Years".

Once I was passing through the spatial location of Sahara mall Gurgaon. There near the stepping down towards the metro is a wine shop and an AHATA. In Delhi a very few people might have known about ‘AHATA’ but in Gurgaon most especially imbibers know about it.

“An ‘AHATA’ is a government accredited most proficient place for drinking alcoholic beverages.”  I didn’t apply these words to add into the definition but these were written on a board tagged to define ‘AHATA’ outside of it.

I crossed ‘Vipul’s Agora’, near to it was a stall of ‘Chicken soup wala’ where two people attracted my attention. I always used to trust that people after boozing discuss the nonsense and rubbish. But when I came across them, they were discussing on about ‘Anna’ and ‘Corrupt Media’.

One drunken gentlemen said, “When Anna was hero, media got news and ways to earn the money. Now Corrupted politicians had feed up everybody by money so all are displaying against ‘Anna’.”

2^nd drunken gentlemen- “Haan tu sahi keh raha ha. Even people will believe on what news channels deliver.”

1^st drunken gentle men- “Yes and also adult division of the population is straight linked to the news channels. They believe on what they proving as news.”

2^nd drunken gentlemen- “Sabke sab ‘HARAMI’ hain sale. Jitne ka corruption karte hain uska 5% bhi kaam kar lete to inke baap ka kya jata.”

1^st drunken gentlemen- “Do you know the difference between America and India?”

2^nd drunken gentlemen- “Han, America me har citizen ki value ha.”

 1^st drunken gentlemen- “I mean, I am asking the difference between Indian and American politicos?”

2^nd drunken gentlemen- “What is the difference?”

 1^st drunken gentlemen- “Tujhe ek kahani sunata hu.”

The story begins as-

“Once a young Indian politician invited by an old American politician for dinner party at his household. The American politician owned a 3-storey house, wooden floor covering in every room and a terrace garden.

‘You have a very gracious house. How did you reach it?’ Indian asked.

American took Indian to the terrace garden and said pointing to a high rise building, ‘Vo building dekh rahe ho, samajhlo 5%.’

Indian came back to the India and after 1 year he invited the same old American politician in household. From the airport he picked up the American in his BMW car while 10 Audis were in the caravan. Indian owned a house 0f 10-storey with inside and outside swimming pool, lawn adjoining the house, Italian marble floor covering in every room and many more.

‘Wow, very nice house. How did you reach it in this little length of clock?’

Indian took him to the terrace and said, ‘Wo samne building dekh rahe ho.’

There was nothing there. ‘Kuch nahi ha wahan to.’ American said.

India- ‘Samjhlo 100%’.”

Object Question- ‘Even drinkers are serious, when we will be?’

Jitu's composition! (A story based on the conversation of two individuals in Delhi metro.)- A part from the "Golden Years".
Once I was travelling in Delhi metro. I got on the train from AIIMS metro station. I didn’t get a seat. I acquired empty door’s side to yield a ground to my back. Two people seated on the tail end seat near to it.

They were talking over their work in office. Their conversation resembled me their frustrating sound box. They appeared like people from engineering desktop, wearing glasses probably of –ve 1.5 no.

One of them said, “Boss ko I don’t know muhse kya problem hai.”
Second from them- “Kaun Naveen, he is rascal. What he did with you?”
First one- “Apna to kuch karta ha nhi, roj late aata ha, me 10 minute late hua to meri class laga di.”
Second- “All these rascals at upper level management do nothing. We people do the real work and get nothing, instead blackguards.”
First- “Haan yar tu sahi keh rha hai. I am looking for a govt. job. Me chhod dunga yahan jaldi.”
Second- “Leave it man. I tell you a story.”

The story begins as-
“At one time the king of jungle ‘lion’ watched over the working of ants. They were carrying food grains. Lion supposed, other muscly somebodies can also do this and ants now deserve rest. Lion called ‘Cheetah’ for the same to act upon.
After a couple of days when lion once again travel to the same place, he found ‘Cheetah’ fussy in eating mutton, as the ants were doing work. Lion called ‘Monkey’ for the same body of work.
After a couple of days, when lion over again move around the same place, he found ‘Monkey’ slumbering, while the ants were doing work.

OBJECT LESSON- “Only employees at lower level work.”
Jitendra Harbola!