Jitu's composition

Jitu's composition! (Anna and two drunken gentlemen)- A part from the "Golden Years".

Once I was passing through the spatial location of Sahara mall Gurgaon. There near the stepping down towards the metro is a wine shop and an AHATA. In Delhi a very few people might have known about ‘AHATA’ but in Gurgaon most especially imbibers know about it.

“An ‘AHATA’ is a government accredited most proficient place for drinking alcoholic beverages.”  I didn’t apply these words to add into the definition but these were written on a board tagged to define ‘AHATA’ outside of it.

I crossed ‘Vipul’s Agora’, near to it was a stall of ‘Chicken soup wala’ where two people attracted my attention. I always used to trust that people after boozing discuss the nonsense and rubbish. But when I came across them, they were discussing on about ‘Anna’ and ‘Corrupt Media’.

One drunken gentlemen said, “When Anna was hero, media got news and ways to earn the money. Now Corrupted politicians had feed up everybody by money so all are displaying against ‘Anna’.”

2^nd drunken gentlemen- “Haan tu sahi keh raha ha. Even people will believe on what news channels deliver.”

1^st drunken gentle men- “Yes and also adult division of the population is straight linked to the news channels. They believe on what they proving as news.”

2^nd drunken gentlemen- “Sabke sab ‘HARAMI’ hain sale. Jitne ka corruption karte hain uska 5% bhi kaam kar lete to inke baap ka kya jata.”

1^st drunken gentlemen- “Do you know the difference between America and India?”

2^nd drunken gentlemen- “Han, America me har citizen ki value ha.”

 1^st drunken gentlemen- “I mean, I am asking the difference between Indian and American politicos?”

2^nd drunken gentlemen- “What is the difference?”

 1^st drunken gentlemen- “Tujhe ek kahani sunata hu.”

The story begins as-

“Once a young Indian politician invited by an old American politician for dinner party at his household. The American politician owned a 3-storey house, wooden floor covering in every room and a terrace garden.

‘You have a very gracious house. How did you reach it?’ Indian asked.

American took Indian to the terrace garden and said pointing to a high rise building, ‘Vo building dekh rahe ho, samajhlo 5%.’

Indian came back to the India and after 1 year he invited the same old American politician in household. From the airport he picked up the American in his BMW car while 10 Audis were in the caravan. Indian owned a house 0f 10-storey with inside and outside swimming pool, lawn adjoining the house, Italian marble floor covering in every room and many more.

‘Wow, very nice house. How did you reach it in this little length of clock?’

Indian took him to the terrace and said, ‘Wo samne building dekh rahe ho.’

There was nothing there. ‘Kuch nahi ha wahan to.’ American said.

India- ‘Samjhlo 100%’.”

Object Question- ‘Even drinkers are serious, when we will be?’